I have never tasted this wine, but that's not the point. It's not even the beginning of the story.
And, no, none of these are the cover of my first novel, The Big Easy (Houghton Mifflin), published way back in 1970, just a few of the innumerable rip-offs of my title:
And, no, I get no royalties from any of these:
Stay tuned for the whole story when my - the only - novel, The Big Easy appears as an ebook soon.